Manrammer

Rick Coleman slumps at his desk, fingers hovering uselessly over the keyboard, barely pecking out a single email amid the office hum. Jealousy twists in his gut as he watches Dick Masters yank down his blinds with a decisive tug, sealing off the corner office from prying eyes. Masters hires handsome Rex for the new gig, all chiseled jaw and easy swagger, but Rick's envy sours fast. Before long, he discovers the real prize: his boss's foot-long wiener, thick and insistent, demanding his own eager mouth and tight buns.